Julie's Frugal Tip #454098

Go into a toy store and buy your kid a cheap ass plastic toy which at this point you just assume is toxic or otherwise waiting to be recalled. Let the kid play with it a while. Either your kid will die or be dismembered playing with it or not, and then, predictably, it will be recalled. Return the toy and get your money back, then use that money to buy the next big plastic cheap ass toy. Wash, rinse, repeat. Perhaps if you're really lucky you'll only ever pay for one toy for your kid's entire childhood.